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Oh hi. Hello. Thanks for joining us. Please have a seat. We need to talk about your attitude (or, lack thereof) towards pale ales. It appears that you are “unenthused” about their presence, that you can “take ‘em or leave ‘em,” that they do not “inspire” you nor do they “spark joy,” and that they are “just fine.” Frankly, we find this perspective troubling and downright offensive. This should be a beer style on the up and up! They are lower in abv, but loaded with interesting hop flavor, with just enough bitterness and dryness to keep you coming back for more! IS SUBTLETY AND FINESSE DEAD TO YOU? Ok, sorry for raising our font. It’s just that we are making pale ales less and less every year, and that’s because of this trend we’re seeing from you. So, as a little reminder of what you’re all missing, here’s a precious gift, hopped with a blend of Citra, Mosaic, & Talus. Um, did you just say “Ho Hum”? HO HUM INDEED.
-Cloudburst
