6.9%
To Whom It May Concern:
Please accept this beer in place of the typical 27(?) forms and documents required to apply for a visa in your beautiful country. We’ve been pretty busy over here – from the usual doom scrolling, to the occasional screaming into the void, and everything in between (like running a small business) – and it’s EX-HAUS-TING. But, we managed to make this beer to show you our intent to somehow, someday flee this fascist billionaire hellscape and come over. For good. For real. It’s built upon the foundational hop of your country – Nelson Sauvin – in all its passionfruit, gooseberry, sauvy blanc glory. There’s also some your inimitable Riwaka hops layered throughout the process – reminiscent of drinking lemonade on a freshly paved parking lot during a breezy, sunny day at a public beach…. in all the best ways. We even added a touch of our current situation – Mosaic & Krush – to show you how well we play with others. Please let us know if this beer will suffice to secure our entry and employment, or if you need anything else from us to complete this process.
Regards, Cloudburst.
-Cloudburst
